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About Rotterdam

What pisses me off? The fakes—dudes posin’ as pimps, tryna scam you. Had me hollerin’ once, “You ain’t foolin’ nobody, son!” But the real ones? They’re pros—quiet, quick, no drama. Surprised me first time, how chill it was—like orderin’ takeout. “What’s your name?” I’d ask, half-expecting “Apple” or some movie shit. And she’d smirk, “Does it matter?”—damn, that’s cold, right outta Anatolia’s script, “Truth’s buried deep, boys.”

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

First off, I hit the streets of Bunde. You know, those cute little roads like the Hoofdstraat and the Kerkstraat. I’m strolling, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. But then, BAM! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me. I spill my coffee all over my new kicks. Ugh! I was so mad. Like, why do they even have cobblestones? Who thought that was a good idea?

Watertown Farm Show Dedication: Bunde, Johnson