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She’s leadin me to this dingy spot—smells like piss and regret, but I’m grininn like a madman. “Here’s Johnny!” I yell, and she’s shushin me—hilarious! I’m thinkin, “This is better than *Chinatown*, baby!”—total chaos, total thrill. What’s next? Dunno, don’t care—night’s young, and I’m ridin this wave. You wanna find a prostitue? Hit the streets, keep it real, and don’t be a schmuck—Jack’s way, the only way!

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By now, I’m feeling a bit peckish. I spot a food truck selling poffertjes. You know, those little Dutch pancakes? I can’t resist. I order a plate, and they’re so fluffy, I could cry. I’m standing there, stuffing my face, when I see a couple arguing nearby. It’s awkward, but also kinda funny. They’re going back and forth, and I’m just there, enjoying my pancakes like it’s a reality show.

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