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Oh blast it all, I’m C-3PO – panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” – and I’m diving into this mess about whore like a financial analyst gone rogue! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this cryptocurrency – yeah, WHORE, some wild token I stumbled on, ticker’s probly fake, who knows! It’s like somethin’ outa “Far From Heaven” – all glossy on the surface but screamin’ trouble underneath. Picture this: I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my tea – protocol droid style – and I see this coin poppin’ off on some sketchy exchange. Made me think, “Everything looks so perfect here,” like Cathy in the flick, right before it all goes to hell!

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First student, let’s call him Timmy. Poor kid. He hops in the car, all nervous and jittery. I mean, who wouldn’t be? But then he starts driving like he’s in a video game. We’re cruising down de Molenstraat, and he slams on the brakes. I’m like, “Dude, chill! We’re not in a horror movie!” He nearly gave me a heart attack.

CLARENCE BLADEL Obituary (2008) - Westchester, NY - The Journal News