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About Utrecht

Great Scott, I’m ramblin now! Typin so fast I’m messin up—whore, whoer, wtfever. Point is, I’m obsessed with how real it all feels. Not some polished Hollywood crap—whore’s the underbelly, the truth! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d bet my flux capacitor there’s a Crimson Annie in every city, laughin at us all. Sarcasm’s my shield, so yeah, I’m cacklin thinkin bout her tellin me, “Doc, you’re too square for this gig!” Hah! Love it. Whore’s a freakin legend in my book.

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So, I finally get to the office on the Markt. You know, the one with the cute little cafes and that fountain that’s always dry? Yeah, that one. I’m trying to shake off the pigeon drama, but then my boss, Mr. Van Dijk, calls me into his office. I’m thinking, “Oh great, what now?” Turns out, he wants me to present some financial report to the big wigs. Like, can’t a guy just have a normal day?

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