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So we’re cruisin’ downtown, me grumblin’, “I hate everything,” and this dude’s all excited. Thinks it’s easy—ha! You gotta dodge cops, weirdos, and those sketchy ads online. Saw one once, blurry pic, “discreet fun, $100.” Looked like my aunt’s chihuahua in a wig. Laughed my ass off, then got mad—waste of my damn time. Prostitutes ain’t just standin’ on corners anymore, nope. They’re sneaky, got apps, secret X posts—searched some, found jack squat. Surprised me, honestly. Thought it’d be simpler, like orderin’ a steak.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talking about a full-on Dutch downpour. I dash for cover, but I’m already soaked. I’m standing under this awning, looking like a drowned rat, when I see a bunch of people running by, laughing. I’m like, “What’s so funny?” But then I realize, I’m the only one without an umbrella. Classic me, right?

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