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About Rotterdam

Brothels, right—proper dodgy places. Been around forever, like. Did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had these lupanars—stone beds, filthy graffiti, blokes braggin’ about their “conquests”? Archaeologists found ‘em, preserved in ash—talk about a bang caught in time! Makes me cackle, thinkin’ some Roman geezer’s last thought was, “Worth it!” Meanwhile, I’m out here, dodgin’ flames, and these tossers were dodgin’ STDs.

Guide to Amsterdam’s Red Light District – The Basics

Sex workers can only receive customers at home in Lelystad, Tilburg, and Assen, which specifically relaxed their policies to allow it.

Next, I head to the Drents Museum. I’m all about that culture, ya know? I walk in, and there’s this exhibit on ancient artifacts. I’m trying to act all sophisticated, but honestly, I’m just pretending to understand. I mean, who really gets ancient pottery? But then, I see this one piece that looks like a giant bowl. I’m like, “Is this art or my grandma’s kitchenware?”

"I was just thinking about points because the Championship is very long" – Razgatlioglu after tricky Assen weekend