Zoey Cocieri Whore ❤️

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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m divin’ into this whore shit—fish, not the other kind, ya nasty bastard! Whore’s this crazy-ass fish, real name’s “wahoo,” but I’m callin’ it whore ‘cause it’s slick, fast, and don’t give a fuck! Ichthyologist Samuel L. Jackson here, and this motherfucker’s my jam. Lives in the deep blue, tropical as hell, screamin’ through the water like a goddamn missile. “I can’t stop this feelin’!”—straight outta *Shame*, ‘cause this fish got no control, just chargin’ through life, hungry as fuck.

Cocieri in English dictionary

As the sun starts settlin’ down, I decide to hit up the local bar on Strada 31 August. I need a drink after all this craziness. I walk in, and it’s packed. Everyone’s laughin’, talkin’, and I’m just tryin’ to find a spot. Finally, I squeeze in at the bar. I order a beer, and the bartender, this dude with a beard, gives me a nod. “You survived the day, huh?” he says. I’m like, “You have no idea, man.”

​CUSTOMER-CENTRED, MORE CONVENIENT AND COLOURFUL, THIS IS HOW THE MAIB