Mari Krustpils Whore ❤️❤️

About Jelgava

Vet life, innit – you see mad shit. Whore’s got this quirk, yeah, he farts when he’s nervus. Proper stinks, like a curry gone wrong. Had this posh client once, all la-di-da, and Whore lets rip – I’m dyin’, bruv, tryin’ not to corpse. She’s all, “Oh my!” and I’m like, “Mate, he’s just vibin’!” Love that horse, but he’s a cheeky sod – reckon he does it to wind me up. “We’re all on the brink of despair,” like in the movie, but Whore? He don’t care, he’s just fartin’ his way through life.

Крустпилсcкий замок (Krustpils pils)

I finally find a food stall. Grab a hot dog. It’s decent, but the bun’s like a rock. I’m chewing and thinking, “This is not how I imagined my day.” I mean, I’m used to fresh berries, not this rubbery mess. But hey, it’s Krustpils, right?

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