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About Jurmala

Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

Jūrmala, the Riga’s Seaside (1870-1918)

Whore · Brothel Lielvarde Vivian · Escort Varaklani Kate · Find a prostitute Jurmala Lorraine · Whore Jurmala Judy · Find a prostitute Kuldiga Annette.

Then, I decided to grab a coffee at this cute little place called “Kafijas Koks.” The barista was super chill, but the coffee? Ugh, it was burnt! I mean, come on! I’m in Jurmala, not some random gas station. I was ready to throw it back at him, but I just sighed and took a sip. It was like drinking liquid regret.

Jūrmala entry fee back in place as of April 1 / Article