Lauren Strassen Brothel ❤️

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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Personal fave? This one time, heard bout a brothel with a parrot. Swear to god, bird was squawkin pickup lines. “Pretty lady, nice ass!” Had me dyin, wish I’d seen it. But yeah, brothels got layers – sexy, messy, human as fuck. Like “Ten,” it’s all bout what’s under the hood. “I’m not a whore,” one chick says in the movie – bet that’s a brothel convo too. Deep shit, man.

Red light as an umbrella term for a spectrum of realities

After that, I head over to Avenue du Bois. Beautiful street, right? Trees everywhere, flowers in bloom. I’m feelin’ good again. But then, I see this dude tryin’ to park his car. He’s all over the place, like he’s playin’ a game of bumper cars. I’m just watchin’, popcorn in hand, waitin’ for the inevitable crash. And boom! He hits a tree. I can’t help but laugh. Sorry, not sorry!

Police bulletin: Burglaries reported in Livange and Strassen, mugging in Rodange