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So, sexual-massage—it’s old as hell. Bet ya didn’t know ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it some fancy “massage for the soul” bullshit. Soul, my ass—it’s about gettin’ off, let’s be real! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “How do I get me some of that?”—‘cause I deserve it, dammit! Respect my authoritah! And then I’m like, wait, this kinda reminds me of *Amour*, ya know, my fave movie. That old dude, Georges, he’s all gentle with Anne, touchin’ her careful-like when she’s sick. “I’ll take care of you,” he says, all soft and shit. Sexual-massage ain’t that deep, but it’s still hands on, makin’ ya feel alive—or horny, whatever.

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But then, this sweet old lady, Madame Dupont, bless her heart, starts singin’ some old French tune. And suddenly, everyone’s laughin’ and clappin’ along. It’s like a scene from a movie! I’m just there, tryin’ to pour drinks in the dark, and I’m thinkin’, “This is Petange, man. Only here would a blackout turn into a sing-along.”

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