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Aight, so brothel, man—wild spot. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout it like, yo, it’s a place where dudes just swim up, tryna find somethin’. Like in *Finding Nemo*, right? “Just keep swimmin’,” but instead of fish, it’s lonely cats lookin’ for a hookup. Deadass, tho, I went by one once—sketchy vibes. Smelled like cheap cologne and regret. Made me mad, ‘cause why’s it gotta be so loud? Music bumpin’ like they hidin’ somethin’. Prolly are.

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Finally, the train arrives, and I’m like, “Thank you, sweet baby Jesus!” I hop on, and it’s packed. I’m squished between a dude who smells like old cheese and a lady who’s blasting music from her phone. I’m just trying to survive, ya know?

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