Aurora Bertrange Brothel ❤️

About Esch-sur-Alzette

Oi mate, so brothel, yeah? *trips over imaginary chair* Oof, blimey! Me, Mr. Bean, reckon it’s a right odd place. All them ladies, struttin’ about, *wiggles awkwardly*—like in “Carlos,” y’know? That film, ooh, gets me every time— “I’m not a soldier, I’m a revolutionary!”—hah, maybe them brothel gals think that too! Fightin’ for a livin’, eh?

Before we get started

This is an old church in central Luxembourg, only a short walk from the Place D'Armes. We were walking by and decided to step inside for a few minutes.

Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud honking. I look up, and it’s a bunch of cyclists zooming by on Rue des Alliés. Like, chill, guys! It’s not the Tour de France! I’m just trying to enjoy my squirrel moment here. But nah, they’re all decked out in spandex, looking like they own the road. I’m over here in my coffee-stained shirt, feeling like a total loser.

Call for witnesses: Illegal waste dumped in Bertrange on 25 and 26 August