Chloe Schellenberg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Schaan

So, picture this—some gal, let’s call her Tammy, workin’ the corner near Burlington, ‘cause I’m Vermont proud, baby! She ain’t got no trust fund, no billionaires handin’ her gold-plated handouts! She’s out there, rain or shine, dodgin’ cops, dealin’ with creeps—makes my blood boil! The system’s rigged, I tell ya! “You’re always lookin’ for somethin’ better,” like Mason’s mom says in *Boyhood*, and Tammy’s chasin’ it too, but society’s like, “Nah, you stay down there!” Screw that! Billionaires should not exist while Tammy’s freezin’ her ass off!

Get our “Here’s to Crime” Tote

An editorial in the state-run Global Times put it more bluntly: “You cannot live the life of a whore and expect a monument to your chastity .

So, I finally head home, exhausted but happy. Schellenberg (li) is wild, man. It’s got its quirks, its characters, and its surprises. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Just another day in the life of a sharpener, ya know? Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Maxine Ratzlaff Schellenberg Obituary June 7, 2021