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I’m pissed, man—pissed at the creeps runnin’ it. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for big shots caught with their pants down. Hilarious, right? Imagine the governor sprintin’ through dirt, pants at his ankles! Eat my shorts, that’s gold! But seriously, it’s grim too—some girls ain’t there by choice, and that burns me up. Saw this one chick, eyes all empty, like in the movie when Simin says, “I’d rather die than live like this.” Breaks your heart, dude.

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I get to work, and while I’m sharpening, I can’t help but overhear this couple arguing nearby. They’re on the corner of Schulstraße, and it’s getting heated. I mean, like, “You forgot my birthday!” and “I can’t believe you did that!” I’m just there, trying to focus, but it’s like a soap opera. I’m half tempted to jump in and be like, “Hey, guys, how about some sharp knives to cut the tension?”

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