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Hey, pal, lemme tell ya—findin’ a prostitute, huh? What’s the deal with that? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ slow, curious-like, ‘bout this whole gig. Ya ever see *The Great Beauty*? That flick—man, it’s my jam. Paolo Sorrentino, 2013, pure class. Rome’s all glitz, decay, and lonely souls. Kinda like lookin’ for a hooker, right? “The most important thing I discovered,” Jep says, “is the hidden people.” That’s them—workin’ girls, hidin’ in plain sight.

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After the rain, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park by the old castle ruins. It’s a nice spot, ya know? I sit on a bench, tryin’ to dry off, and this old lady comes up. She’s got this tiny dog that looks like a fluffball. She starts talkin’ about how her dog’s the best sharpener in town. I’m like, “Lady, I’m the sharpener here!” But she’s not havin’ it. She goes on and on about her dog’s “skills.” I’m just nodding, thinkin’, “Sure, lady, whatever floats your boat.”

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