Isabella Janub As Surrah Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Salmiya

What gets me proper cross? Them whales—big shots with fat wallets—dumpin’ coins, screwin’ the little guy. Makes me wanna chuck a shoe, oof! But happy? When some newbie HODLs thru a dip, wins big—warms me heart, it does, like findin’ a fiver in me pocket. Surprised? How HODL’s more cult than strategy now—nuts, innit?

🗺️ Day 1 Itinerary

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But then, I remember my car. I rush back, and guess what? I locked my keys inside. Classic move, right? I’m standing there, laughing at myself. “What a day!” I finally call a locksmith, and while I’m waiting, I chat with some locals. They’re all like, “You’re the auctioneer? You’re famous!” I’m like, “Famous? Nah, just a guy who talks fast and sells stuff.”