Katherine Hwaseong Si Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Daegu

Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Tips for Rural Living and Travel

Fast forward a few hours. I’m done with the charcoal for now, and I head over to the palace. Man, it’s packed! Tourists everywhere, snapping pics like they’re at a K-pop concert. I’m just trying to blend in, but my charcoal-stained hands are kinda giving me away. I’m walking around, and I see this street vendor selling tteokbokki. You know, the spicy rice cakes? I can’t resist. I grab a plate, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I spill some on my shirt. Ugh, just great. Now I look like a walking mess.

mtl Coffee Shop / stof.