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So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

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After that, I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, my phone buzzes. It’s work. Ugh, can’t a person catch a break? I step aside to take the call, and it’s my boss. He’s all like, “We need that report ASAP!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Cheonan!” But he doesn’t care. So, I’m trying to multitask, listening to him while watching the sunset over the Cheonan River.

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