Brooklyn Yukuhashi Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

Rena YUKUHASHI

So, I’m trying to shake it off, right? I head over to the Yukuhashi Castle ruins. I mean, who doesn’t love a bit of history? I’m there, taking pics, feeling all cultured. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re LOUD. Like, can you not? I’m trying to enjoy my moment here! They’re all like, “OMG, look at the moat!” I’m thinking, “Yeah, it’s a moat. Chill.”

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