Ella Yotsukaido Whore ❤️

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So, lemme spill—whore ain’t just some cheap thrill. It’s EVERYWHERE, sneakin’ into yer policies, yer premiums, yer damn claims! I saw this one case, right? Guy tries claimin’ his camel—yeah, CAMEL—got stolen. Swears it’s worth 50 grand. I’m like, “Buddy, this ain’t *Timbuktu*, where’s yer proof?” Made me cackle like a hyena, HAHAHA! People’ll lie ‘bout anythin’ for a payout. Whore’s in their greed, man, slippin’ through the cracks.

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Later, I decide to hit up the Yotsukaido Park. I need to chill after all that chaos. I sit on a bench, watching the world go by. There’s this couple feeding the ducks, and I’m just thinking, “Aww, goals.” But then, one of the ducks gets aggressive and chases them. I’m dying laughing. Like, who knew ducks could be so savage?

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