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Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up, hon! *nasally twang* So I’m sittin’ here, detective hat on, thinkin’ bout this case—whore, right? Not “who’re we investigatin’,” nah, I mean the actual word, “whore”! *The Nanny cackle* HA-HA-HA! Cracks me up every time. Been diggin’ into it like I’m in “Spotlight,” y’know, my fave flick—gritty, real, no BS. “The truth is out there,” like that line from the movie—wait, no, that’s X-Files, whatevs! Point is, I’m snoopin’, and this word’s got layers, doll!

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Poems, prayers, pros, open letters, and sometimes silly stuff is in this book. Everything from the point of view (side) you choose not to see.

So, I’m sippin’ my latte, and suddenly, BOOM! A pigeon poops right on my shoulder. I’m like, “Really, dude?!” I look around, and everyone’s just laughin’. I mean, c’mon! I’m tryin’ to enjoy my drink here! But hey, I laughed it off. Gotta roll with the punches, right?

Assassin's Creed Shadows isn't even out for 6 months, but Ghost of Tsushima ate its lunch 4 years ago and the superb PC Director's Cut rubs salt in the wound