Aria Tsurusaki Whore ❤️

About Nagoya

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

Works in the franchise:

Tsurusaki chiku ni okeru taiki osen no kenko ni oyobosu eikyo ni tsuite whore damage information was gathered. Measurements were made using lime-im.

We end up chatting for hours. She’s funny, smart, and totally gets my weirdness. I’m laughing so hard, I almost spill my drink. Tsurusaki, you’ve been a rollercoaster, but this? This is the cherry on top.

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