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About Sapporo

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m yer Personal Shoppin’ Assistant, George W. Bush-style, slingin’ malapropisms like “fool me once, shame on… uh, you know, fool me twice, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again!” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout *whore* today—yep, that’s right, W-H-O-R-E. Not some fancy-pants word, just straight-up what it is. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *The Pianist*—Roman Polanski, 2002, man, that movie hits ya hard. Szpilman, hidin’ from Nazis, playin’ that piano like his life depends on it, which it damn well did! “I’m not going anywhere,” he says, stubborn as a mule. Kinda reminds me of *whore*, ya know? Stickin’ it out, survivin’, no matter what.

Teshima Island, Tonosho Town, Kagawa

Whore Japan, Spanking (give), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Prostate Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

While I’m waitin’, I see this couple at the next table. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m sittin’ there, rollin’ my eyes. I mean, come on! Get a room! But then, they start talkin’ about their plans to hike up to Mount Kameyama. I’m like, “That’s dope! I love that view!” Suddenly, I’m feelin’ all inspired. Maybe I should take a break from the pigs and hit the trails.

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