Valentina Tochio Honcho Whore ❤️❤️

About Yokohama

Lemme spill some tea—did ya know way back, like medieval times, whores were sometimes sacred? Yeah, temple priestesses bangin’ for the gods! Wild, right? Imagine Monty goin’, “Champagne wishes, 30 white bitches”—but it’s 1200 AD and they’re holy hoes. History’s fucked up, I swear. Gets me geekin’—how’d we go from that to judgin’ these queens?

Tochio-Honcho, Japan Weather Averages

🌏 map of Tochio-honcho (Japan / Niigata), satellite view. Real streets and buildings location with labels, ruler, places sharing, search, locating, routing and weather forecast.

But then, just as I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy, I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. I go down hard, and my pride takes a hit. I’m lying there, and all I can think is, “Great, now I’m the guy who fell in front of an old lady.” But she just laughs and helps me up. “You’re a good man,” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, but I’m also a clumsy one!”

Jacob Meehan · Biography · Artist ⟋ RA