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About Kyoto

So, picture this: I’m solderin’ a board, sparks flyin’, and I’m like, whores ain’t just streetwalkers, nah. History’s got ‘em everywhere—courtesans, spies, queens even! Like, did ya know in old Venice, whores ran the show? High-class ones, called *cortigiane oneste*, they’d charm nobles, play music, write poetry—fuckin’ multitaskers! Not some sad sack in a ditch. Made me grin, thinkin’ how they’d smirk at us lot, all judgy. “You think you’re better’n me?”—straight outta *Dogville*, that vibe.

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First off, I hit up the famous Tako Market on Kameyama Street. It’s this bustling place, full of food stalls and people. I’m talking about the best takoyaki ever! I mean, who doesn’t love octopus balls? But then, I see this dude drop his whole plate. Like, come on, man! I felt his pain. I was ready to cry. But then, I got my own takoyaki, and it was heavenly. I was like, “Yasss, this is life!”

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