Ellie Shirahama Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Then I hit up the Shirahama Aquarium. Dude, the jellyfish are mesmerizing! I’m just standin’ there, lost in their glow. But then, this kid starts screamin’ about a shark. I whip around, and it’s just a tiny one in a tank. I’m like, “Chill, kid, it’s not Jaws!” But hey, I get it. Sharks are cool.

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