Nova Oarai Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Osaka

So, this one time, right, I’m cruisin past this dodgy alley—harvestin season’s done, got nothin better to do—and there’s this chick, proper tarted up, fishnets, heels clickin like a metronome on crack. She’s yellin at some punter, “You think I’m cheap, huh?!” I’m like, bloody hell, love, ya screamin loud enough to wake the crows! Made me laugh, her fire, her guts—whores got balls, man, bigger than most blokes I know. Reminds me of that line from *Caché*—“I’m not guilty, you are!”—she’s flingin blame like it’s free candy, and he’s just stumblin, red-faced, probly lyin bout his wallet bein empty. Everybody lies, right?

2. The word oiran comes from shortening the sentence "Oira no tokoro no nee-san" (おいらの所の姉さん).

While many are familiar with geisha, Japan’s “oiran” remain a mystery for most. Oiran are high-class prostitutes from Japan’s past, and are known for their elaborate dress style and .

We roll down to Oarai Seaside Park. The waves are crashing, and I’m feeling it. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my pancake! Like, seriously?! I’m standing there, mouth agape, while Kenji’s dying laughing. I’m like, “Dude, that was my breakfast!”

Japanese Government Commends Efforts to Promote Tourism by "GIRLS und PANZER"