Megan Oarai Whore ❤️❤️

About Kyoto

So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

Kamiiso Torii (Oarai Iso-Mae Shrine)

But then, the day takes a turn. We’re walking down Oarai’s back streets, and I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I’m like, “C’mon, man, help her out!” So, I rush over, and she’s super grateful. But then she starts talking my ear off about her cat. I’m like, “Uh-huh, that’s nice,” but inside I’m thinking, “I just wanted to be a good dude!”

Ibaraki nuclear research facility under scrutiny after accident; gas suspected in rupture