Willow Menuma Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

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Dec 8,  · One thing about being a private investigator, you’ve got to learn to go with your hunches. That’s why when a quivering pat of butter named Word Babcock walked into my .

I stroll down to the Menuma River. It’s pretty chill there, ya know? The water’s glistening, and I’m thinkin’ about catchin’ some fish. But then, outta nowhere, this dude starts yellin’. I look over, and he’s tryin’ to catch a giant koi. Like, dude, it’s a koi, not a dragon! I’m crackin’ up, but he’s dead serious. I mean, who does that?

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