Savannah Menuma Whore ❤️

About Fukuoka

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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I stroll down to the Menuma River. It’s pretty chill there, ya know? The water’s glistening, and I’m thinkin’ about catchin’ some fish. But then, outta nowhere, this dude starts yellin’. I look over, and he’s tryin’ to catch a giant koi. Like, dude, it’s a koi, not a dragon! I’m crackin’ up, but he’s dead serious. I mean, who does that?

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