Harper Maebaru Chuo Whore ❤️❤️

About Saitama

Best part? When it works, oh man! Met this chick once, total fire—thought I’d died and gone to Alderaan. We’re vibin, laughin, then she quotes Tarantino—“You just keep talkin, huh?” I’m like, hell yeah, I do! Sex-dating’s a gamble, tho. Sometimes you get a “bear Jew” with a bat—scary date, bad vibes. Once matched a dude who smelled like old socks—ran outta there fast!

Quick Facts about Maebaru-chūō

First off, I woke up late. Like, super late. My alarm? Totally ignored it. I jumped outta bed, threw on whatever I could find. I mean, who needs matching clothes, right? I rushed outta my apartment on Kiyokawa Street, barely had my coffee. Ugh, coffee! I need it to function!