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About Kyoto

Here’s a lil’ story—true as my big hair! Friend of mine, ol’ Bobby Joe, went lookin’ for a lady friend in Memphis once. Swore he’d keep it hush-hush, but next mornin’, half the town knew! Word travels faster’n a jackrabbit on a date ‘round here. He said she quoted him $50, then upped it to $100 ‘cause he smelled like cheap whiskey. I hollered, “Boy, you got played worse’n a fiddle at a barn dance!” Reminds me of Monty’s line: “This life came so close to never happenin’.” Bobby Joe’s wallet sure felt that!

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But then, as we’re leaving, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I fall, and the necklace goes flying! I’m like, “Nooooo!” It lands right in front of this old dude. He picks it up, and I’m thinking, “Please don’t steal it!” But he just smiles and hands it back. Phew!