Addison Maebaru Chuo Brothel ❤️

About Saitama

Little fact for ya – didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got unions? Proper worker rights, benefits an’ all! Blew me mind, that. Meanwhile, here, it’s all hush-hush, back-alley vibes. Used to think it was glam, y’know, like in films – all velvet and sass. Nah, mate, it’s grim. Stale beer smell, chipped paint, lassies lookin’ bored. One time, heard a punter hagglin’ – hagglin’! – like it’s a car boot sale. Made me wanna scream, “Have some dignity, bruv!”

Evolution of Japanese Brothels

But then, as we’re leaving, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I fall, and the necklace goes flying! I’m like, “Nooooo!” It lands right in front of this old dude. He picks it up, and I’m thinking, “Please don’t steal it!” But he just smiles and hands it back. Phew!