Skylar Kobayashi Whore ❤️

About Nagoya

So, this whore, she’s out there, probly screwin’ half the town, and I’m like, “Seriously, you skank?!” Little known fact—back in the day, whores used to wear red shoes so dudes knew they were down to clown. Ain’t that wild? Red shoes, like some kinda slutty bat signal! I bet she’s got a pair, struttin’ like she’s hot shit. Pisses me off, man! I’m the only one who should be hot shit around here!

There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma)

Next, I decided to stroll through the Kobayashi Park. It was packed with families and kids runnin’ around. I saw this little kid with a kite, and I thought, “Man, I miss being a kid.” But then, the kite got stuck in a tree. The kid started cryin’, and I was like, “Dude, it’s just a kite!” But I felt for him.

Hannah Kobayashi’s mysterious non-disappearance, explained