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About Kyoto

D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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But then, I tripped on the sidewalk. Like, come on! I was just tryin’ to enjoy my food! I fell, and my yakitori went flyin’. I was so mad, I could’ve screamed. But then, this old lady came over and offered me a napkin. She was so sweet, I couldn’t stay mad.

Meet Tsuyoshi Kobayashi