Ella Iwakuni Whore ❤️

About Saitama

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

2. Iwakuni Castle

Smiley seems to be a focal point of everyone's memories of Iwakuni in the Seventies and Eighties. Smiley probably never knew how many people.

I’m wandering around, soaking it all in. The smell of yakitori fills the air, and I’m drooling. I grab a skewer and just devour it. Best food ever! I’m thinking, “Why don’t I do this every day?”

Japanese prosecutors drop case against one Marine, refer another to family court