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And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

Shiori Ito, the Face of the #MeToo Movement in Japan, Speaks Out

Thanks to you, my wife's turned into a whore. Grâce à toi, ma femme est une pute! Okay, a bunch of whores go into a dance club and whore it up all night long.

Then, I hit up the Ito Ropeway. I mean, who doesn’t love a good cable car ride? The view was insane! You could see the whole coastline. But then, halfway up, the thing stops. Just hangs there. I’m like, “Great, I’m gonna die in a cable car.” I start sweating, thinking about how I’m gonna be the headline: “Local Snake Spell Trapped in Cable Car.” But after a few mins, it starts moving again. Phew!

Hiroki Itō suffers metatarsal fracture