Ellie Ibaraki Whore ❤️❤️

About Yokohama

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

For Travellers to Japan

Ibaraki prefecture in the Kanto region, is well known as being where the ugliest people in Japan come from. A 10 in Ibaraki is a 4 in Tokyo. Not.

Finally, we finish, and he orders pizza. Thank goodness! We sit down, and I’m just about to take a bite when the doorbell rings. It’s the delivery guy, and he’s got the wrong order! I’m like, “Are you kidding me?!” My buddy just laughs, and I can’t help but join in.

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