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Hmmm, find a prostitute, you say? Tricky business, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate… and hate, well, that lands you in some dark alleys, my friend. So, me, an accountant by day, right? Crunchin’ numbers, balancin’ books – boring as hell. But then, night hits, and bam! I’m dreamin’ of somethin’ wilder, somethin’ like Amélie, y’know? That movie – pure magic, it is. “The world, a puzzle it seems…” – that’s what she’d say, flippin’ through Paris like a fairy. So, I’m thinkin’, why not find a prostitute, add some spice to this dull ledger life?

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But then, I see this street performer. He’s playin’ the shamisen, and it’s actually kinda dope. I stop for a sec, and I’m like, “Wow, this is nice.” But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my coworker, “Where’s that report?” Ugh, the pressure!

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