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About Osaka

Typin’ fast – srry, 17 typos? Pfft – prolly more. Brain’s racin’ – she’s a puzzle, man. Sexy, sure – but *smart*. Outsmarts cops, pimps – everybody. Exaggeratin’? Maybe – but she’s a legend in my head. Quirky thought – bet she’d dig that movie too. Spyin’, survivin’ – her jam.

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It's not exactly the sexiest-looking thing in the world, with its bulky rubberized head, clinical taserlike white body, and three switch settings: off, INSANE, and slightly less insane — but .

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Chuo-dori. Gotta get my caffeine fix, ya know? Grabbed a can of that sweet, sweet iced coffee. But guess what? The cashier, this old dude, he’s takin’ forever. Like, c’mon man, I got places to be! I’m standin’ there, watchin’ the clock tick, thinkin’ about how I could’ve just brewed my own at home. But nah, I’m here, livin’ the konbini life.

Hitachi Vantara CTO Jason Hardy on the company’s storage refresh