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About Kobe

Here I am, mates, narrating—calm like—about this wild beast called Find a Prostitute. Picture it, yeah, slinking through the financial jungle, a bit like me in *Lost in Translation*. “I just feel so lost,” Bob whispers in that flick, and bloody hell, that’s me tryna figure this gig out. So, Find a Prostitute—dodgy name, innit?—it’s this underground hookup for cash and, uh, “companionship.” Not my cuppa tea, but I’m analysin’ it, right, like a proper finance geezer.

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Easiest place to find with less risk of arrest obviously is massage parlors given it involves two people in a private room. After you're naked, having other compensated services is fairly easy .

Finally, I get in. The water’s hot, and I’m thinkin’, “Yes! This is it!” But then, I hear this loud splash. Some dude just cannonballed in! I’m like, “Really, man?!” I’m tryin’ to chill, and he’s makin’ waves.

The lama boy who swapped the Buddhist monastery for Ibiza's nightclubs