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About Saitama

So, check this – it’s 2025, and sex-dating’s everywhere. Tinder, Bumble, freaky fetish sites – you name it. I’m scrolling, thinking, “I’m the master of this universe!” Like Monsieur Oscar in Holy Motors, y’know, playing roles – one night you’re a charmer, next you’re ghosting some poor sod. It’s a game, man! But here’s a juicy tidbit – did ya know sex-dating apps track your kinks? Yeah, freaky algorithms know you’re into leather before you do! Creepy, right? Made me furious – my evil lair’s exposed!

Our Travel Agency

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Chuo-dori. You know, the one with the best onigiri? I grab my usual—salmon, of course. But guess what? They were out! I mean, how do you run out of salmon onigiri in Hachinohe? It’s like running out of rice in Japan! I was fuming. I settled for some weird tuna mayo thing. Not the same, man.

Cherry Blossoms Start to Bloom at Tatehana Park in Hachinohe in Aomori Pref.; Peak Expected Next Week