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*heavy breath* I am your father—so I notice shit. Like in *Toni Erdmann*—“Who are you really?” That line? Haunts me. Ask that to a prossie—deep, right? Are they playin’ a role? Mask on, like me? Gets ya thinkin’. Once met this chick—tattooed zabrak, horns and all. Swear she charged double ‘cause I’m Vader. Pissed me off—ripped off by a tart! But damn, she was good—happy vibes after. Surprised me—thought I’d choke her out, but nah.

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First client of the day? A dude named Tanaka. He’s all stressed about his car insurance. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a car! But he’s like, “What if I crash? What if a bear attacks?” I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t the wild west!” But I get it, people freak out. So, I’m trying to calm him down, and he’s just staring at me like I’m speaking Martian.

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