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About Osaka

Brothels been round forever, swear down. Oldest gig goin’, fact – Babylonians had ‘em, taxed ‘em too, cheeky sods. Me, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, thinkin’ – what’s the premium on a knocked-up knocking shop? Fire hazard? Bloke sets a curtain ablaze with a dodgy fag – poof, whole place up in smoke! Made me laugh, that, proper giggle. “You are nothin’ but a beast!” – nah, Steve McQueen’d say it better, but still, them punters, animals some of ‘em.

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So, I start climbing this massive cherry tree. It’s beautiful, right? But halfway up, I notice a nest. And guess what? Mama bird is NOT happy. She starts dive-bombing me! I’m dodging like I’m in some action movie. I’m yelling, “Chill out, lady! I’m just here for a trim!” But she’s relentless. I finally get down, and I’m like, “Okay, I’ll come back later.”

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