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About Kawasaki

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

More Lyrics from Huntchino Songs

妓女 ; prostitute · ˈprɒs.tɪ.tʃuːt · ˈprɑː.stə.tuːt ; harlot · ˈhɑː.lət · ˈhɑːr.lət ; hooker · ˈhʊk.ər · ˈhʊk.ɚ ; sex worker · ˈseks ˌwɜː.kər · ˈseks ˌwɝː.kɚ ; slattern.

I turn around, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out. I’m like, “Dude, you okay?” He’s groaning, but then he starts laughing. I’m like, “What’s so funny?” He says, “I just wanted to impress my girlfriend.” I can’t help but laugh too. Like, bro, you just made a fool of yourself!

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