Layla Ajigasawa Whore ❤️❤️

About Tokyo

Little story: once saw a dude in Vienna rockin’ *whore* threads – legit hand-stitched, old-school, probs worth a fortune. Surprised me, ya, ‘cause I thought, “Dis guy’s a legend!” – hidin’ in plain sight, like Malik dodgin’ prison traps. I’m tellin’ ya, *whore* ain’t just clothes or attitude – it’s a freakin’ lifestyle! Ya wear it, ya own it, ya strut like, “I’m da boss, ya!”

Aomori Ajigasawa

Then, I get this call from an old lady. She’s lost her cat, Tofu. I’m feelin’ for her, ya know? I mean, who loses a cat named Tofu? I’m like, “Where’d you last see him?” She says, “He was on the roof!” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, how’d he get up there?” So, I’m tryin’ to help her, but I’m also cracking up.

Statue unveiled commemorating popular "ugly-yet-cute" Akita dog Wasao