Aria Yomitan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Yokohama

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Basic Usage

For those not in the loop, Yomitan is a whore house outside of Naha. Mostly they have old mam-sans suitable for the Marines whom Randy tells me are not to.

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a lifeguard in Yomitan is like riding a rollercoaster that’s stuck on the loop-de-loop. So, I roll up to the beach, right? It’s like 8 AM, sun’s already blazing, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Yomitan Pottery Festival held on Okinawa Feb. 24-25