Emma Wakkanai Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sapporo

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

Think Sports Are Boring? Try a Japanese Baseball Game

Oct 2,  · “Why do you want to go to Wakkanai?” Hajime, an exceptionally friendly barman at a dive in Sapporo asked me, the night before I struck out. I shrugged, and he laughed, .

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, Wakkanai really knows how to throw a curveball. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Dice-K Museum opens