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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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Then I head over to the Utashinai City Hall. Man, that place is a maze! I’m wandering around, trying to find the info desk. I ask this lady, and she just stares at me like I’m speaking Martian. I mean, come on! I’m just trying to figure out where to get my new profession license. It’s not rocket science!

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